Perhaps pizza is the modern day equivalent to the glove, whereby if you hit somebody in the face with it you are challenging them to a duel?
It seems that is how at least one guy interpreted it, delivering an absolute hammer of a left hand after some random guy he just met slapped him in the face with a slice of pizza then started running his mouth. If we’re being totally honest here, you shouldn’t feel at all bad for the guy who got punched. If you think you can just hit someone with pizza, tell them to calm down, talk shit when they don’t, and expect there not to be consequences, you need a reality check.
You have to give credit to the cameraman, though. Right at the end, he asks the girl helping them “is the plan to come back to my place?” Guess he figured hey, I didn’t get knocked out, let’s try to salvage this night.
After all, you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.
[via Bro Bible]
